Spanking

Tom Tucker: Those Chinese sure do like to spit, don't they? Well, Diane, that last report was so good, I think you deserve a spanking.

Diane Simmons: Oh, Tom, I don't think your wife would appreciate that.

Tom Tucker: Diane, that frigid old cow lives in Quahog. She can't hear a word I'm saying.

Technician: Actually, we're back on the air in Quahog.