Senelerdir hastasi oldugumuz ve net alemlerinde 8 yildir nick olarak da kullandigimiz "I'm not fat. I'm big boned" Cartman'in unutulmaz eserlerini irdeleyecegimiz de bir iki kuple olsun.
Yedinci Sezon'un Ucuncu Bolum'u: "Toilet Paper"
Tayfa, ogretmenlerine kizip, kadinin evini tuvalet kagidiyla kaplarlar. Sonrasinda kasabanin ustun zekasiz dedektifi Barbrady, bu islerin ustasi kucuk "Anthony Hopkins" Josh'i ziyarete giderek, olayi cozmesine yardimci olmasini ister.
Barbrady-Josh diyaloglari ve durumdan vicdan azabi duyan Kyle'i yok etmek isteyen Cartman'in Al Neri - Fredo Corleone'ye atifla denemeleri insani gulmekten bogulur hale getirir.
Ama en cok da digerlerine verilecek ifadeyi dikte eden Cartman'in Mr. Mackey'nin kapisinda sarfettigi asagidaki uydurma tiradi:
Kyle: How the hell did they find out it was us that TP'ed that house?
Cartman: Will you relax, Kyle?! They have nothing on us! As long as we all stick to our story, we'll be fine.
Stan: We'd better go over our story again so we don't screw it up.
Cartman: Okay. Last night, all four of us were at the bowling alley until about 7:30, at which time we noticed Ally Sheedy, the Goth chick from the Breakfast Club, was bowling in the lane next to us, and we asked her for her autograph, but she didn't have a pen, so we followed her out to her car, but on the way we were accosted by five Scientologists who wanted to give us all personality tests, which were administered at the Scientology Center in Denver until 10:45, at which time we accidentally boarded the wrong bus home and ended up in Rancho de Burritos Rojos, south of Castle Rock, and finally got a ride home with a man who was missing his left index finger, named Gary Bushwell, arriving home at 11:46.
Kyle: I'm confused. Did Ally Sheedy take that personality test?
Stan: Yes, dude!
Cartman: Kyle, it's very simple: we followed Ally Sheedy out to her car, but on the way we were accosted by five Scientologists who wanted to give us all personality tests, which were administered at the Scientology Center in Denver until 10:45, at which time we accidentally boarded the wrong bus home and ended up in Rancho de Burritos Rojos, south of Castle Rock, and finally got a ride home with a man who was missing his left index finger, named Gary Bushwell, arriving home at 11:46, you got it??
Kyle: Ah, Ah I, ah I thought...
Cartman: [exasperated]Oh, for Christ's sake!
Stan: Look, Kyle, just let Cartman do all the talking, okay? He's better at being in trouble than anybody.
Cartman: Thank you, Stan. [the doorknow begins to turn] Sh sh, here they come, here they come. [the door opens and Mr. Mackey appears] "And so I said, 'That's a terrific joke, Wendy. Tell us another one.'" Oh, hello, Mr. Mackey. Are you ready to see us now?
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