Star Wars : Gangsta Rap

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Darth Vader:
I’m Lord Vader and I get respect,
Your planet and your life is what I expect,
Cape on my back, cable box on my chest,
Leather pants till my death, hot oil on my breath,
Don’t b jealous of my boots,
Jealous of my gloves,
Jealous of my belt with the blinking lights ‘cause,
I’m the Dark Lord with the power to diss,
Dismiss your feeble skills like they’re Bantha piss,

The Emperor:
1, 2, 3, and to the 4,
It’s the Emperor coming thru the door,
Ready to make an entrance so back on up,
I’m about to blow some planets up,
Yeah, you know I’m crazy,
And my skin is pale and pasty,
Cuz I’m evil, I like it when planets go boom!
I once got busy in the Death Star Bathroom,

Stormtrooper:
Ra-Ta-Tat-Tat Stromtrooper attack,
A hundred laser blasts and I still can’t hit jack,
Galactic recession you can’t avoid,
I’ll be unemployed if the Death Star’s destroyed,

Luke:
4 and 3 and 2 and 1,
And when I’m on the mic the sand people run,
‘Cause the force is flowing,
The light saber glowing,
I drink my blue milk cuz it keeps me growing,
I’m not joking my families straight broke,
Now Uncle Own is in the front yard smoking,
A barbeque for Aunt Beru,
Now there’s nothing left on the farm to do,
Sold my land speeder and I sold my comb,
Now I’m feathering my hair all alone,
I’m a Jedi Knight with a license to kill,
I think you know what time it is, it’s time to get ill,

Han Solo:
In my vest I’m the best smuggla,
Light beer chugga, Leia’s main snuggla,
Shakin’ loan sharks when they Falcon starts,
Chewie’s killing Gundarks with them Wookie farts,

Princess Leia:
I’m Leia all up in your face,
I’m the only chick in ourter space,
Gold bikini there is no other,
I got to first base with my brother,

Lando Calrissian:
I’m not intergalactically known,
But I wear a blue cape at home,
Lost the Falcon I was low on cash,
Don’t talk trash about my mustache,
I can swindle, I’ll get crooked,
I had Han but Vader took him,
Now look what we have here,
I’m still balling year after year,

Obi Wan:
Public enemy Obi Wan,
Stormtroopers said freeze but they got none,
I can make them say I never had a laser gun,
But it’s the Jedi tricks I’m playing on yoru mind, son,
Cuz I’m Old Ben eating Uncle Ben’s
In my burlap depends,
No next of kin,
I’ll tell about the twins,
And trying to make amends,
With my old friends,
Obi out and I’m ghost again,

C-3PO:
6 million forms of ill communication,

Echu Ta, no ned for translation,
Odds of me complaing is 1 to 1,
Jabba never wears any pants for fun,

Jabba the Hutt:
I’m obese; I never count the calories,
A freak show gallery is my reality,
Love them slave girls but I need some more,
More people snacks for the Rancor,

C-3PO:
Who’s the mack,
Is it R2-D2,
Holograms every time that he sees you,
Always plugging into systems unprotected,
Is your 5 and a quarter floppy drive infected?

Yoda:
Swamp water I drink and root leaf I eat,
Three dirty toes on my green wrinkled feet,
Snakes in my bed, can’t get any sleep,
Trainings complete can I borrow a sheet?
I wish I was 3 foot taller,
I wish I was a baller,
I wish I had a soft shell turtle I would call her,
Wish I had a snake in a hat,
Not a womprat with a tydirium impala,
Yeah boy,
Star Wars fans never die,
They just multiply,
Word to your mother,
First I need…rest,
Forever sleep,
Star Wars!
Star Wars!
Star Wars!
Star Wars!