Miyazaki, South Park'ta...

Her şey aklıma gelirdi, daha doğrusu bu tayfadan her şeyi beklerdim de Hayao Miyazaki'nin bir şekilde South Park'ta bu şekilde yer alacağını düşünmezdim.

Yeni bölüm, "Mysterion Rises.." bilhassa Kenny'nin hakkının iyice verilmesiyle gözümde yukarılara oturmuş durumda ama Cartman'ın Cthulhu ile kaynaştığı sahne, 1988 Studio Ghibli ürünü "Tonari no Totoro" filminde Mei'in Totoro ile karşılaştığı sahne olunca, resmen yerlere yuvarlandım.

Buradan, yeni bölümü; aşağıdaki videoda 04:20'den sonra da bahsettiğim sahneyi izleyebilirsiniz.

BP Dünyayı, South Park BP'yi Şey Ederken!

Butters'ı Courtney Love kılığına sokup, evsizin tekiyle fotoğrafını çektikten sonra, photoshop kullanıp, Captain Hindsight'a şantaj yapılması mı desem?

BP Ceo'su Tony Hayward'ın "We're deeply sorry" seansları esnasında ve gitgide radikalleşen enstantanelerin sonunda aşağıdaki şekle ulaşması mı desem?

BP ismini değiştirirken, kullandıkları slogan mı desem?


"BP is taking full responsibility for cleaning up the spill in the gulf. And in doing so we have changed our name from Beyond Petroleum to Dependable Petroleum... DP... We no longer fuck the earth. We DP it"

Ama yok, en iyisi, daha doğrusu beni ayakta 10 dakika güldüreni sonuncusuydu.

"Tom, the DP oil company has had another drilling accident. This time they appeared to have unleash the dark and mighty Cthulhu. The rise of Cthulhu from another dimension brings about three thousands years of darkness, Tom. Where we all be driven to maddness and made to serve as Cthulhu's cultist slaves"

Inception @ South Park

"Uzun zamandır South Park'ın bir bölümüne bu kadar fazla gülmemiştim"

Bir kaç bölümde bir yukarıdaki cümleyi kurmak, her South Park hayranının vazifeleri arasındadır.

Ama hakikaten de uzun zamandır South Park'ın bir bölümüne bu kadar fazla gülmemiştim.

Inception ile ağır makara yapmışlar.

Benim en fazla koptuğum sahne ise yardım istemek için Freddy Krueger'a gidilen bölüm oldu. Pis işleri bırakmış, sakal salmış, çoluk çocuğa karışmış kendisi.

- We need you, Fred.


- Like you needed me to kill those teenagers to stop the Russians.


- We have the country to protect.


Çok af edersiniz ama ahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa

Cartman's Poker Face

South Park'ın 13. sezonu, ikinci yarısına muazzam bir seriyle devam ediyor.

Pa pa pa poker face

Pa pa poker face

Ma ma ma ma

Pa pa pa poker face

Pa pa poker face

Ma ma ma ma

Cartman - Bad Irene

Amerikan Güreşi ile dalga geçen, baştan aşağı muhteşem bir bölüm olmuş. Hele şu yukarıdaki sahne ve Güreş Hocası'nın bardaki tiplerle tartışması.

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- It isn't real. Don't you people understand? That stuff isn't real. None of it. How stupid are you?

- What do you mean it ain't real?

- It's all made up. Fiction. Real wrestling is a serious and respectable sport. Why can't you people understand that kind of wrestling isn't real?

- Mister. There's a little girl out there who's had fourteen abortions and she ain't even ten yet. Well I guess that's just not real to you... Son of a bitch.

- Look. Look. Look. This is wrestling. This.

- Mister, you better take your gay porn and walk right out of this bar.

Pezevenk Butters

Mevzubahis Butters ise gerisi teferruattır.

Butters pezevenkse gerisi daha bir teferruattır.

You Know What I'm Saying?

Bülent Ersoy vs. Cartman

Bülent Ersoy'un cenin tedavisi ile gençleştiği (!) haberi ajanslara düşmüş sabahleyin. Fakat ben sabah sabah, o mahmurlukla haberi açtığım zaman, Dünya'ya bir Sith Lordu indi sandım.

Her an "If he could be turned, he would become a powerful ally" diyecekmiş gibi duran bir bakış var kadrajda. Palpatine görse "Tacım, tahtım, kırmızı royal guardlarım senin olsun" diyip, Dagobah'a Yoda'nın yanına kaçar, "Ben erdim hacı" diye.

Ve Cenin Tedavisi diyince aklıma, South Park'ın ilgili bölümü geldi. "Kenny Dies"dan bir kuple. Cartman'ın Cenin Ticareti.

Buyrun:

Cartman ve Ceninler

Hello. Is this theee University of Colorado Biology Department? ...Great, uh I understand you're corrently doing research on stem cells? Kewl, because I'm currently in possession of somesah aborted fetuses that I'm looking to unload? ...Uh, how much do you pay? ...No, no, come on, ah I got a guy who's gonna give me eighty dollars a pound right now. ...How about a hundred? ...Oh you're breaking my balls- I, I'll think about it.

Bosnod Medical Group? ...Yeah, I called earlier about the stem cells and the fetuses? ...Okay, hi Randy, yeah. ...Oh yes, they've been kept in a cool temperature, yeah. ...These are primo fetuses, Randy, I wouldn't jerk you around. ...So what can your company give me for 'em? ...Oh Randy, you're breaking my balls here. ...You're breaking my balls, Randy.

Oh plehease! Okay, you tell me where you can get aborted fetuses for seventy cents on the dollar? You tell me, Chuck? ...Yeah, I didn't think so-You know, I'm just like the fetuses, Chuck. I wasn't born yesterday, either. Uh huh. ...So are you gonna talk to me, or are we just gonna keep bullshitting each other? Breakin' my balls, Chuck.

I gotta unload these fetuses, you wannan do some research. Are we talkin' here or what? You're breaking my balls. ...I'm telling you, if you let this deal pass you by, you're making a fetal mistake. ...A hundred ten. ...Alright, alright, we got a deal. ...Good bye.

Death At A Funeral

Benny Hill ile başlayan İngiliz mizahı sempatisi, (her ne kadar oyuncuların hepsi İngiliz olmasa da) James Bond'un içine serpiştirilmiş bir kaç tematik komedi unsuru ile ivmesinden pek bir şey kaybetmedi. Ve nihayet, ne zaman ki Coupling geldi, işte o zaman işler küllüm değişti. Söz konusu İngiliz yapımı bir komedi filmi ise, gerisinin teferruat olduğunu düşündük. Kaçırmamaya çalıştık. Bunu kaçırmışız iki sene kadar ama yakaladık...

Bir parantez; Coupling demişken, Melty Man'i anmadan geçmeyelim.

Patrick : You killed my erection.

Melty Man : No Patrick, I am your erection.

Star Wars'a atıf bu diyalogdan sonra, yukarıda adı geçen filmin de Star Wars ile yönetmen bazında bir alakası olduğunu belirtelim. Susam Sokağı'nda ve Muppet Show'da bir sürü karaktere sesini veren ama en çok da Master Yoda ile saygımızı kazanan Frank Oz, bu filmin yönetmeni.

Filmin önemli unsurları şunlar:

Ölü bir baba,

Babasına son görevini layıkıyla yapmaya çalışan hayırlı bir evlat,

Onun kafadan kırık arkadaşları,

Yıllardır ailesini görmemiş başarılı ama hayırsız bir diğer evlat,

Müteveffanın her halükarda Sürahi Hanım kalmayı başarabilen acılı eşi,

Kaynanasından uzaklaşmak isteyen bir gelin,

Tekerlekli sandalyede yaşlı ve sinirli bir aile amcası,

Merhumun asabi kardeşi,

Onun inceden müptezel oğlu ile başına buyruk kızı,

Kızın, (kayınpeder tarafından sevilmemek yüzünden) gerginlik yüklü damat adayı

ve bir kutu sakinleştirici Valium (!)

Konu ise, ölen babanın son yıllarını kulampara olarak geçirdiğinin farkına varılması ve bunun için kendisine bulduğu cüce partnerin şantajcı çıkmasının akabininde, bu vaziyetten kurtulmaya çalışmasından ibaret...

South Park'la bitirelim. Midget falan deyince, akla bu diyalog geliyor zira.

Sezon 6 - Bölüm 13
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

Randy Marsh
Yes, uh... you see, Token... that was called a pornographic film uh, ih it shows adult men and adult women having sexual intercourse. Well, ya, you see, when a, when a man and a woman fall in love, the the man puts his penis in the woman's vagina. It's called love-making, and it's part of being in love.

TOKEN
...And when the woman has four penises in her at the same time, then stands over the men and pees on them, is that part of being in love too? Five midgets, spanking a man... covered in Thousand Island dressing. Is that making love?

Professor Chaos

Mezco'nun yaptığı South Park figürlerini pek beğenememiştim. Ne Cartman benziyordu, ne de diğerleri ama şu yukarıdaki beni benden aldı. General Disarray de olsa 10 üzerinden 10 olurmuş.

The world isn't fair. I do everything people ask me to. I stand in the lunch line for them, I buy tampons at the store for them, I go on Maury Povich with balls on my chin for them. And yet, nobody accepts me. I am an outcast. A shadow of a man who can find no companion... ship. No love from others. Fine! If I am to be an outcast, so be it! I'm through doin' what others tell me to do, and I am sick of this world and the stin-, and the stinky people in it! From now on I will dedicate my life to bringing chaos to the world that has rejected me! I will become the greatest supervillain the world has ever seen! Where I go, destruction will follow!

Kanye'nin Cevabı

South Park'da, son yılların en mükemmel şarkılarından "Gay Fish"i seslendiren (!) Kanye West, web sitesinden fikirlerini açıklamış.

Yow, Yow...
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South Park murdered me last night and it's pretty funny. It hurts my feelings but what can you expect from south park! I actually have been working on my ego though. Having the crazy ego is played out at this point in my life and career. I use to use it to build up my esteem when nobody believed in me. Now that people do believe and support my music and products the best response is thank you instead of "i told you so!!!" it's cool to talk shit when you're rapping but not in real life. When you meet little wayne in person he's the nicest guy for example. I just wanna be a doper person which starts with me not always telling people how dope i think i am. I need to just get past myself. Drop the bravado and just make dope product. Everything is not that serious. As long as people think i act like a bitch this type of shit will happen to me. I got a long road ahead of me to make people believe i'm not actually a huge douche but i'm up for the challenge. I'm sure the writers at south park are really nice people in real life. Thanks for taking the time to draw my crew. That was pretty funny also!! I'm sure there's grammatical errors in this... That's how you know it's me!

Randy vs. Finland

South Park'ın 13. Sezonu bomba gibi devam ediyor. Randy Marsh'ı Leia Organa olarak da gördük sonunda. Hoş, bu bölümde ondan çok daha fazlası vardı. Cartman'sız ve Butters'sız bir bölümden bu kadar iyi performans beklemezdim şahsen...
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Randy: Will you just relax Finland? Nobody’s gonna find out anything.

Finland: I’m sorry, but our nation is resolved. We cannot live with the guilt anymore.

Randy: Ok. Ok. You’re right. You’re right Finland, ok? You’re right. Can you just let us other countries talk for private for a moment?

Finland: Very well.

Randy: All right you guys. We gotta get rid of Finland.

Gay Fish

Erkan yazdıktan sonra "Gay Fish"in extended versiyonunu indirdim siteden.
Uzun zamandır böyle kopmamıştım.
Huzurlarınızda Kanye "The Gay Fish"

Müsaadenizle...
Hahahahahahahahahahaaaa
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(Uh. Come on.)
I’ve been so lonely, girl
I’ve been so sad and down
Couldn’t understand
Why haters joked around
I wanted to be free
with other creatures like me
And now I got my wish

‘Cuz I know that I’m a gay fish

(Gay fish, yo)
Mother fuckin’ gay fish (I’m a fish, yo)
Girl I am a gay fish (it’s alright, girl)
Makin’ love to other gay fish

All those lonely nights
At the grocery store
In the frozen fish aisle
Feeling like a whore
‘Cuz I wasn’t being true
Even though everyone said
That I had to make a switch (gay fish)

Now I know that I’m a gay fish

(Gay fish, yo)
Mother fuckin’ gay fish (I’m a fish, yo)
Girl I am a gay fish (Now where I belong, girl)
Making love to other gay fish

I used to be scared, denying who I was
Actin’ straight, but then goin’ out to the gay fish clubs
Dancin’ with the marlins, makin’ out with all the snappers
I’d take a salmon home and work that coddle fin for hours
But now I’m out and I’m free to love what I want
Be it yellowfin or bass or that trout in Vermont
I slap that marlin ass, make that grouper butt shake
I’ll come to your house and have an orgy in your mother fucking fish tank

Mother fuckin’ gay fish (I’m a fish, yo)
Girl I am a gay fish (Now where I belong, girl)
Making love to other gay fish

I really get around
I’m a slut of the sea
When I say I got crabs
I mean it literally
I was eating dinner
And just had to go down
On that mackerel on the dish

‘Cus I’m the gayest of the gay fish

Mother fuckin’ gay fish (I’m a fish, yo)
Girl I am a gay fish (Now where I belong, girl)

But I got to settle down
I can’t be a whore
I ain’t gonna just sleep
With any fish no more
Found me a lover
A brother who’s a cross-dressing pike named Trish

And together we are gay fish

Mother fuckin’ gay fish (I’m a fish, yo)
Girl I am a gay fish (Now where I belong, girl)
Making love to other gay fish

Eric Theodore Cartman - 6

Gerci Cartman dedik ama basrolde Butters var. Paso itilip kakilan, Hababam Sinifi'ndaki Ahmet gibi olan Butters, okuldaki yeni modaya katilarak vampir olmaya karar verir. Buna kendini adayinca, haliyle insanlarin yedigi yemekleri de yiyemez ve av olarak Cartman'i secer. Cartman'in odasina yapilan gece baskini ve diyaloglar.
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Butters : Sorry, Eric, but I am a vampire now, and I can no longer survive on human food. And if someone must die so that I can feed, I choose thee. Hm, wonder which side I'm supposed to do it on, hm. Probably doesn't matter.

Cartman : Butters? Butters?!

Butters : I can't do it. A-hi, I can't do ihit!

Cartman : Dude, gross, you got spit all over my neck! Mom! Butters just gave me a hickey!

Butters : I'm so hungry, but just, just remembering how that blood tasted before ju- blood is all clammy and tomato-y. It makes me wanna...

Cartman : DUDE!

Liane: You all right, sweetie?

Butters : Hissss... U-huh. Ow.

Liane : What's going on?

Cartman : Well, Mom, apparently Butters is gay, finds me very attractive, and, confused about his sexual identity, puked up all over my floor!

Liane : Oh dear.

Cartman : Yes.

Died @ 38

Su anda South Park'in nisa taifesine ses veren seslendirme sanatcisinin adi April Steward. 41 yasindaki April'den once, Yahudi bir baba ile Kizilderili kokenli bir annenin cok yonlu ve cok yetenekli bir kizi olan Eliza Schneider'deydi bayrak.

Liane Cartman, Mayor McDaniels, Sharon Marsh, Shelley Marsh ve Wendy Testaburger gibi, South Park'in hanimlarina ses veren ilk isimse (Mecha Streisand'i unutmayalim) Mary Kay Bergman'di. 11 Kasim 1999'da kafasina dayadigi bir silahla intihar etti. Asagida bir pasaji gecen "Starvin' Marvin In Space" bolumu, onun anisina adandi.

O Mektup A.....

Su meshur zincir (!) mektuplarin matbu olanlarindan en son elimize geceli herhalde bir 15 sene olmustur. Hani "Bu mektubu cogaltip su kadar kisiye gonderirseniz, acayip mutlu olacaksiniz. Hele bir gondermeyin, iste o zaman ebenizin orekesini gorursunuz" mektuplari vardi ya, onlar.

Cocuksunuzdur, telefon hala tuslu degil dumenlidir (cocuk akli iste ama dumene benziyordu lan, yalan mi?). Cep telefonu yoktur. Bilgisayar deseniz, birileri bir yerde kullaniyordur ama siz en fazla Turist Omer Uzay Yolunda'dan bilirsiniz o kullananlari. Hasili posta kutusunda bir sey gormek, iletisimin tek adresidir. (Adres demisken parantez icinde; bir banka reklami vardi "Ikinci adresiniz" diye. Turkbank'ti galiba) Lakin posta kutusunu acip da icinde bu batil mektuplari gorunce insan sinire kesilirdi. Yillar gecti, artik o mektuplar gozukmez oldu. Tam "Kurtulduk lan" derken...

Ne zaman ki internet cikti. Iste o zaman, bu tip koftiden islerin organizatorlerine gun dogdu. Isin tuhafi, akil bildigimiz adamlar da bunlara mudahil olup "Iki tiklamadan kolum mu kopacak lan? Belki bir sey cikar" diyerek Forward muessesesinin yilmaz birer neferi kesildiler. Gunde yedi, sekiz e-postayla iflahimizi kestiler. Biz de kendileriyle selami sabahi kestik. Kisasa kisas...

Simdilerde spam hadisesi cok dallanip budaklandigindan hotmaili, gmaili bunlardan kurtarmak cok da mumkun olmuyor. Allahtan "Junk Mail" diye bir filtre var da gelenlerin %70'ini sahipleniveriyor. Oradan sekip inboxa dusenler ise hala ayni alemlikte. Mesela gecen gun gelen bir ornek soyle:

I am the Manager in charge of Auditing section in Group Bank of African (BOA),I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of ($12.6 million) immediately to your account.

I will send you full details on how the business will be executed and also note that you will have 30% of the above mentioned amount if you agree to help me execute this business.

Guldurmeyin ulan i......!

O degil de acaba bunlara inanip, cevap yazan var midir? Boyle birileri varsa "hin oglu hin" olmalarina imkan yok. Olsa olsa cok saftirlar. Izole edilmeleri, korunmalari, mumyalanmalari gerekir. Hatta Marklar gezegenine goturulseler yeridir.

South Park - Season 3 - Episode 11- Starvin' Marvin In Space
Kyle Broflovski
Wait. Wait. I think I can explain this whole thing. Marklar, these marklars want to change your marklar. They don't want Marklar or any of these marklars to live here because it's bad for their marklar. They use Marklar to try and force marklars to believe they're marklar. If you let them stay here, they will build marklars and marklars. They will take all your marklars and replace them with Marklar. These marklar have no good marklar to live on Marklar, so they must come here to Marklar. Please, let these marklars stay where they can grow and prosper without any marklars, marklars, eh or marklars.

Cek Phelps Cek

Soyle buyuk yuzucu, boyle buyuk sporcu, acaip rekortmen, macaip atletik falan derken havudaki basarisiyla gozleri dort, agizlari karis acik biraktiran Phelps'in mariuhana icerken resimleri piyasaya cikinca uc ay ceza dayandi burnuna. Yazik oldu. Dijital cikti, mertlik bozuldu Mike, aklinda olsun.

Simdi seni Mr. Mckey ile basbasa birakalim. Ne diyordu muhterem:
Now-uh, let's focus our discussion first on marijawana. Marijawana's bad, and it also has a very distinct smell, mkay? I'm gonna pass around just a little tiny bit and I want you all to take a smell, so you know when someone is smoking marijawana near you.

Eric Theodore Cartman - 5

Robert Redford: Why do we hold the Sundance Film Festival here, Phyllis? It's so painfully crowded.

Phyllis: Because. People from L.A. love to come to a quaint little mountain town for a few days, and this gives them an excuse.

Robert Redford: No, this used to be a quaint little mountain town. Now look at it. Sushi restaurants, upscale clothes stores, $25 parking, Liam Neeson. I tell you, Phyllis, I think we've tapped this town's resource out. We must move this festival to another small mountain town and begin again.

Phyllis: That's not a bad idea. But where?
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Brokeback Mountain demisken...

South Park 2. Sezon, 9. Bolum.

- Oh my God, I found a penny!
- You, Bastard!
diyalogu ve Tom Hanks'in basrolunde oynadigi Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo filmiyle ikinci sezonun en baba bolumlerindendir.

Bagimsiz Film Festivalleri'ni konu alir ve yukaridaki sekilde baslar. Akabinde kamera ilkokula doner ve Cartman "Bagimsiz Filmler" hakkindaki tezini patlatir.
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Cartman: No, dude, independent films are those black and white hippie movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.

Wendy: No they're not! Independent films are produced outside the Hollywood system. They're movies about all the glitz and glamour of Hollywood.

Cartman: Byeh, sure. Well, you show me one independent film that isn't about gay cowboys eating pudding!

Eric Theodore Cartman - 4

Sezon 3, Bolum 4. "Guys", titrek Tweek ve iflah olmaz orta parmakci Craig uzerine bahse girip, ikisini kapistirmaya calisiyorlar. Ilk iki diyalog, Cartman'in Craig'e verdigi gazlar. Sonuncusu ise Sumo Teknigi'ni Craig'e ogreten Cartman'in Uzakdogu felsefesi ile bezenmis gazi. Hurlong kepur shung kwong!

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Cartman: Craig, could I talk to you real quick? [Craig flips him off, and Cartman puts his palms up to calm him] Er, just a second, please, Craig. Craig, I'm not normally one to get involved in this kind of thing but, well, I was just standing over by Tweek, and, he called you a big poop-eater.
Craig: He did?
Cartman: Yeah. He said you eat poop, and that it makes your breath smell like poop, and that, eh, well, you like it.
Craig: Why would he say that?
Cartman: I don't Craig, I don't know. But now he's over there telling everybody that you're a poop-eater and he chooses you.

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Cartman: Craig, what the hell are you doing home?! You're supposed to be out fighting Tweek!
Craig: Red Racer's on.
Cartman: Craig, you can watch Red Racer any day of the week!
Craig: I do watch Red Racer every day of the week!
Cartman: [aloof] Well, that's fine. I guess you don't care about what Tweek said about your mom.
Craig: Nnope. [shuts the door]
Cartman: [hushed] Egh. God-damnit! [knocks again, and Craig answers] Well, I guess you don't care about what Tweek said about your guinea pig.
Craig: What?! What did he say about Stripe?!
Cartman: Oh, nothing, except that you stick it up your ass before you go to bed.
Craig: That son of a bitch, I'll kill him!
Cartman: Yeah, I'd be pissed too, so maybe we should reschedule the fight for tomorrow?
Craig: After Red Racer.
Cartman: [being graceous] After Red Racer, of course.
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Cartman: The spirit of the dragon is in your hands. Hurshar kashurshar. Hurlong churshar. All right?
Craig: Okay.
Cartman: Now, LISTEN to me! Hurlong kashurshar! All right?! And seriously: Hurlong kepur shung kwong!
Craig: Okay, okay!

Eric Theodore Cartman - 3

South Park hippi istilasina ugradiginda, Cartman'in cabalarini anlatan 9. Sezon'un 2. bolumunden. Cartman, Belediye Meclisi uyelerine, karsi karsiya kaldiklari tehdidi anlatmaya calisiyor.
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Mayor, something very big is happening, and if you all don't give me a moment of your time, there may be no more South Park to council over!

I'm talking about the end of all life as we know it. For the past several days I've been... noticing a steep rise in the number of hippies coming to town. At first I thought maybe it was just a coincidence. Then I saw this... Three new drum circles have sprouted up here, here, and here. They're all growing in diameter, at a rate of two hippies per hour. What this means... is that the hippies are conglomerating. They'er thriving, if you will. I think that they're setting up for a... Hippie music festival.

Ti's, it's simple science. Look: When hippies start to nest in a new area, it draws other hippies in. With the right weather conditions and topography, it can lead to a music festival. One that last for days, even weeks. Reggae on the River, Woodstock, Burning Man, they will all pale in comparison to what we're looking at now. In my professional opinion... I think we're looking at a full-blown hippie jam festival the size of which we've never seen.

I know hippies. I've hated them all my life. I've kept this town free of hippies on my own since I was five and a half. But I can't contain them on my own anymore. We have to do something, fast!

Eric Theodore Cartman - 2

South Park Sezon 7 - Bolum 9 = Christian Rock Hard

Kyle, Stan ve Kenny tarafindan Moop grubundan kovulunca, Butters ve Token ile Faith+1 adli bir grup kurarak Christian Rock yapan ve bu yolla "Platin Album" odulu kazanacagi konusunda Kyle ile 10 $'ina iddiaya giren Cartman'in muthis (?) formulu. Favori ask sarkilarinin sozlerini degistirmek. Mesela "Baby" yerine "Jesus" demek. Ve sonuc:

Cartman (singing)
I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I want to feel his salvation all over my face.

Bunlar da albumdeki sarki isimleri.
1. "The Body of Christ"
2. "Christ Again"
3. "A Night with the Lord"
4. "Touch Me Jesus"
5. "I Found Jesus (With Someone Else)"
6. "Saviour Self"
7. "Christ What a Day"
8. "I Wasn't Born Again Yesterday"
9. "Three Times My Savior"
10. "Jesus Touched Me"
11. "Pleasing Jesus"
12. "Jesus Baby"

Cok pezevenk adamsin Cartman.